How can I beat a drug test for any detectable substance? What works and what doesn't?
Passing any drug test is relatively easy. In most cases I can think of, a drug test ends up feeling like a violation of privacy. If your intention is to maintain your privacy, by all means refuse. The person giving the test can say whatever they want. They'll even tell you it's the same as testing positive. A few years ago someone said that to me. I had no problem looking right at them and asking, “sooo, when did refusal and positive start sharing a definition”? I'll take my chances explaining a refusal or “unable to provide” over a positive any day of the week. In most cases “unable” and “positive” have the same outcome, but they do not mean the same thing. Tampering with a drug test so it favors you is a walk in the park. If your tampering is to land a new 9–5, the test will most likely not be observed. In recent years health insurance companies have started asking for pre coverage drug screens. The thought is, drug use equals risky behavior. Risky being the operative word. Higher risk used to equal higher premiums. Now high risk equals highway. As in, hit it. Let's answer your question. Obviously the way that works best (I didn't say the easiest) for anyone is abstinence. If your certain that all other probationary fronts are a-ok, adding abstinence to your repertoire of “in compliance” means, your PO likes you, there's no violation and tomorrow nights dinner isn't going to be mystery meat with yellow, wet, gritty, nugget things for dessert. I can promise you this, there are at least three distinct paths you face. Each one will impact more than just you. Do not make a choice based on the step your about to take. Choose your path knowing you'll walk it's entire course. Some take the long way down and around the mountain. This provides the time they need to learn a few things. Being eased back into society is advantageous for them. Now, after their supervised journey, they're equipped for unsupervised day-to-day living. For others, a one time mistake was made. Their PO will never understand. If they beat one test, it'll never happen again. They cheat, beat and it truly never happens again. Time for our third bunch. These guys and gals look only at this moment. Down and around the mountain sucks. They inconsiderately overstepped and fell. After a knockout bump on the head, “standing count!”, was their wake up call. Three paths as promised. Let's do four or five, just to give you options. 1.) Tell your PO your hot and you need help. Not after he asks if your ready to pee. The moment you make eye contact. Actually, maybe a pre-written letter handed to him will show more willingness on your part. Ask him to provide you with direction. 2.) Check yourself into rehab. Usually if you do this before your scheduled appointment, the rehab will make contact with your probation officer. As long as that happens, I believe it is not a violation in most areas. 3.) Refuse and take your chances. If you've never refused and you're in good standings, you might get away with it once. 4.) I'm not recommending anyone break the law. If you choose to break the law, own it. I missed a court date. Got locked up for months, dope sick. It was my fault. You break the law, it's your fault. A book, Quora answers, your girlfriend or barber cannot serve as your "I did it because he said”. Judges hear “it wasn't me” all the time. An admission of guilt with a truthful reason (not an excuse, a reason) shows accountability, ownership and willingness. I've stood in chains before 6–7 judges pleading guilty and offering an honest reason why. All but one, “time served”. Disclaimer time - So… No thanks to messing with my PO. I pee all the time for him, counselors and whoever else I have to. Thankfully I gave up heroin in November. Since I stopped using dope I've been given a new more legitimate reason to get a little crazy. I'm plagued with nightmares when I sleep. I sleep two nights on, two nights off, always. This has been documented in 7 rehabs and countless other facilities. I can't sleep and I go certifiably nuts every few days. It reminds me of drug impairment. Sadly, I do get crazy and everyone sees it. Happily, I can pass a drug test even while insane. Without sleep, I'll write things that hurt me to read when I do end up sleeping. I make bad choices sometimes, and I hurt my loved ones. I admit fault, seek forgiveness and remind myself I'm human. But I don't steal, manipulate, DUI, or miss PO appointments for heroin, ever… Back to the PO. My PO graced me with an opportunity to sign into rehab. Every PO appointment since has been ended with an appointment card for two weeks away as opposed to “turn around and face the wall”. I cannot see into the future but I have no intentions of slapping the hand that helped me so much. I've had several probation officer's over the years. I struggled with authority then and even today sometimes. But the current relationship I have with my PO took 40 years of really hard lessons to build. I'd never be so disrespectful to the one authority figure that said “I'm not going to put you in jail, I'm going to get you help”. OK, long enough disclaimer. Back at it. A lot of people think (not really) that fake dicks, fake pee, cleansers, additives, dilution methods are “where it's at”. Here's the thing dude, their wrong. If you want to rob Walmart how do you do it? The last thing I'd do is go into Walmart. They have plainclothes security, (still very obvious to those aware) friendly cashiers, cameras, (not just the ones up there) and I get my hair cut there. Why the hell would I even risk it? I'd rob the truck 50 miles before it gets to Walmart. 80 miles before that at Josh's usual last stop, Mary (his crush, my from time to time) working at the diner, serves him coffee with my laxative spike. Having just drivin nearly a hundred miles with ass cheeks quivering fearful to fart, Josh anxiously pulls into my turf. With two cameras bumped and strategically placed no parking cones, Josh parks where he can, I mean where I planned. You see? Think of your dick like Walmart and your PO is all the security wrapped up in a set of unwavering eyes. When you unzipped security turned on. Where is the room for error? Luckily for you there is a 30–40 second window that often goes unmonitored. Slight of hand and practice are more than important, there crucial. Jail or freedom will be determined by your skill in a half minutes time. Exciting stuff! Due to space constraints, storage and administration of UA are in two separate but close rooms. The hundreds of unopened pee-cups are stored in one area. They must be retrieved individually in your presence. These pee-cups can be purchased by you. Usually a foil shield across a 12 panel (18 for mine, cause I'm special) test is beside a thermometer. Two way to get the right ones. Next time you successfully pass a UA he'll hand you the cup. He'll tell you to throw it away as he walks out of the bathroom. Put it in your pocket. Order a bunch online. If he is savvy to that, demand a picture of the results on the test itself. You didn't know? Anyway, now you buy your own. I thought originally that a person could put clean pee in a cup triggering negative results. They'd dump the pee, not remove the foil and take the pass cup into probation a day later. When your PO hands you the new cup and leads you to the bathroom, switch them. Now your dirty pee is going into a cup that has already used it's ability to test. The thermometer would read accurately and the test will have already been negative. Our tester will pull the foil never knowing the difference. It's actually just a tad trickier than that. The testing and control molecules are time sensitive. Pee a day before your appointment and the red lines blurr out, probably requiring another test. Answer - Aquire cup. Acquire clean urine. Take cup into probation. Check in at window immediately followed by a trip to the bathroom. Pour clean urine (temperature does not matter) into test cup. Wait one minute, dump and dry the inside of cup. Test is underway. PO hands you cup, turns to walk to the other side of the bathroom. Switch, your pee bringing temperature to within normal parameters but not affecting a test already completed. Hand over cup confidently. Await next months appointment card. Questions, comments, concerns? Oh yeah, get caught and you'll wish you'd have given a dirty urinalysis…Leon
What can you take to clean meth out of your system quickly (wiki)?
As a pharmacist ( granted, a retired one )…I believe I can give you the best, straight to the point answer you require. If you are trying to pass a UDS ( Urine Drug Screen ), and only a UDS, without popping positive for methamphetamine…there are actually two proven ways to do this. The first , Find a psychiatrist who will prescribe Adderall for your ADHD. While Adderall is not exactly methamphetamine ( it can be argued that it could qualify due to some of the short chain molecular properties ), it IS definitely an amphetamine. And, in UDS's…they look for the broken down metabolites of amphetamines. If you have a prescription for Adderall…you have a pass.Second , The trick to all UDS's, is that they all test by looking for…or reacting to ( just like a litmus test ) a certain amount of those metabolites in your Urine. And, of course, they want that test to react to as FEW as those metabolites as possible. We're talking down to several “ Parts per Billion “ !! So, how would one make their Urine contain as few metabolites ( parts per billion ) as possible…in essence making there Urine as clean as possible ?? Simple…You flood your urinary tract with as much water as possible !! About an hour before your test, begin drinking from a gallon of water, one 8 ounce glass every seven minutes for around 30 minutes. ( At this time, you will begin to urinate quite often. Good !! That is the key !! You want your Urine to be flushed out of everything that was hanging out in your urinary tract !! ) For the last 20–25 minutes…drink constantly. Don't try to finish off the gallon quickly…because you'll stop urinating, and those metabolites will gather again. No…drink steadily and constantly, all the while urinating as often as possible.Now, if you are in Pain Management…this might not be the solution for you. For while you may show no methamphetamine metabolites…you will also show no metabolites of the medications the Dr. has prescribed you for pain !!This WILL work in any other situation. Good luck !! ( I would suggest not indulging for at least 24 hours before hand. Oh, and many labs and tests look for the ingredients in those herbal teas…i.e. Goldenseal )
What is the quickest and most effective way to get meth out of your system?
By drinking an exorbitant amount of water my friend. Let’s say you’ve got to test on this Friday. Today is Monday. If you begin cleaning up today and remain COMPLETELY abstinent from ALL drugs and do the following, you’ll be clean. Tomorrow when you get up start drinking water. A minimum of a GALLON a day is what I’d drink. Some days I’d polish off a gallon and a half. You want to drink it SLOW. Don’t pound it or guzzle the water as this will only have it run tight through you, and when you start peeing water will be coming out your ass too. Thus wasting all that time and water. Within about hour to ninety minutes you’ll start peeing a lot. This is good. This is what you want. Drugs like meth are metabolized out your body through the liver and the kidneys with the majority of it passing in urine. Continue drinking a gallon tomorrow. Then Wednesday and Thursday you can taper down to half gallon if you want. Then come Friday you’ll be clean for your test. Basically the more water you drink the more you’ll pee. Removing the meth from your system at a much quicker speed (no pun intended, seriously,)
How can I pass a drug test?
While NORML strongly opposes drug use on the job, we think no one should be forced to submit to urine testing, especially for marijuana. Aside from launching a legal challenge, your best defense against urine testing is to be clean. Unfortunately, this may be difficult since urine tests may detect marijuana 1-5 days after an occasional use, 1-3 weeks in regular users, and 4-6 weeks in multiple daily users. Since urine tests do not detect the psychoactive ingredient of marijuana, THC, but rather other, nonactive metabolites, they in no way measure impairment, nonetheless, this fact is of no account to employers in today's anti-drug hysteria. If you are on the job market, it is prudent to expect being tested and avoid marijuana. However, recognizing that many of you may face drug testing on short notice, we offer the following advice for emergencies with our best wishes (but no promises!).California NORML's Drug Testing Tips - Dealing With Urinalysis on Short NoticeDon't Rely on ExcusesWash Yourself OutDrug Screens?TamperingBlood TestsHair TestsLegal ChallengesTest YourselfWhat's Wrong With Drug Urine Testing?
What are the quickest ways to get THC out of my system?
Unfortunately there are too many factors for there to be just one answer.Your weight, age, body fat, amount used, time since used, ect.In my personal experience, the best thing that worked for me was water. Period. Try to abstain for as long as possible prior to a test (if you are being tested).Water doesn’t actually “flush” your system either. But if you exercise (sweating is most important) and drink plenty of water regularly then it can be out of your system in as little as 2 weeks. (of course this CAN vary depending on the things mentioned above.)If it’s for testing purposes on a short notice, my best bet has just been drinking at least one gallon of water prior to the test. I usually drink 1.5 though. And pee at least 6 times before the test, which won’t be hard after drinking that much water. Drink an energy drink to yellow the color so it won’t look obviously diluted.I’m a 22 yr old 5′8″ female, slightly above average weight. Don’t exercise at all. This has worked for me every single time on a short notice (like I’m still not clean the day before) for over a year. And I’ve been tested a lot. I also test myself along to way to keep track.Remember, this is not really flushing, just helps pass by diluting. Which is basically all those detoxes do that are sold online, they tell you to drink a shit ton of water anyways.However, the test itself can also be a factor. Some tests will show diluted urine meaning there is clearly too much water, luckily mine do not and just come up negative.I’ve done a lot research on this myself and tried to find a magical fix for years. Unfortunately there just isn’t one. Personally, I recommend buying at home drug tests and trying different methods to find out what will work for your body, and tracking the days to see how long it would be out on it’s own.This is my personal experience and success with the method I use, this may not have worked for everyone!Hope this helps!
Can I get meth out of my system in 24 hours?
I've passed a 10 panel drug test 6 hours after smoking.First off, I'll start by saying the baking soda and water really does work, but it will kill you. I had a terrible time not vomiting while I was sitting on the toilet with shit streaming out of my ass. So, that was out of the question because I thought I was going to die already. So, you need some albolene which is makeup remover, and you need to smear it over your entire body. You need to drink at least a quart of water every 30 minutes or so, just so you can pee a lot because you're going to be pissing a lot! Especially with how much meth you do. You're going to be so dehydrated, and I mean you're going to feel like barfing anyway if you've been doing the baking soda and water (for the previous days your color got called for a random). Anyhow, then you spread that all over your body, the Albolene. It's a make up remover from the 80′s. Bodybuilders used it before competitions . You go to a gym that has a sauna. You get your heart rate up, and you then take yourself and sit in the sauna for as long as you can. 2 hours+ What Albolene does is, it makes like a sweat suit on you, then you sweat out all of the toxins out of your body, and plus the gallon of water (and drinking cranberry juice) is, I think, detoxifing your organs and what not. So, also what I did was, I took some vitamin B and I drank a 5-Hour Energy brand energy shot thing, and I worked out on an elliptical after I sweat for about 2 hours in the sauna, and trust me, I was light-headed. Then I drank large amounts of water, again, (I could only choke down a 44 oz) and I went back to the to the sauna, wanting to die and stifling my crying while I felt like everyone was watching me in Gold's Gym (cause I looked like a straight up Zombie), and then I sat in the steam room. I thought that would probably, I don't know, plump up my skin? That was just my mental thought process. I kept drinking water (the best to rehydrate is pedialyte) I took vitamins. I took prenatal vitamins, 1 in the morning, and 1 half an hour before my UA, and I also drank a soy protein gross ass smoothie. The mix that you would drink for… if you were working out. NO! Not Creatine, but Soy Protein Powder I bought at Walmart. Soy is natural protein and the body absorbs it better. This was 90 min before my UA. The vitamin B is what's going to make your pee yellow and then the protein is what's going to give it that protein count that they test for to make sure it's legit. Also, I believe I did try and eat some actual food, like waffles or pancakes. I went and I peed, “acting” normal, and I was scared shitless, and I was shaking uncontrollably with bad nerves, and the attendant that was watching me clearly had her suspicions, but I passed. I completed them damn drug tests with my freedom, but imprisoned myself inside my mind so harshly. I failed myself miserably, and not one day goes “bye” ✌without knowing how different my life can be, if I would put my addiction away.
How can I pass a urine drug test for meth?
I have been screened monthly for 22 years. 8–10 yrs. were observed. I now work with addicts so now I am the administrator of urine tests on occassion. I said all that to let you know that I do indeed know what I'm talking about.It does not matter if you're going to use the urine of another individual whether or not you're of the same sex. They do not test male or female it's very expensive and considered unnecessary.If the test is going to be unobserved heat the urine, but keeping it close to your body alone is not going to keep the temperature proper you're going to need to heat it much warmer than 98.If you know where the test is to take place I suggest doing a test run. In other words heat the urine to a higher temperature for instance, 125 degrees and drive there remember to park & wait to simulate the time to get into the place and perform the test.aThen you’ll know (for the real test) how warm the urine has to be to register on the temperature strip when you leave home. It doesn't have to be exactly 98 but it does need to be over the temperature of about 92 degrees Fahrenheit. Now: where to store it? If you're a man, anywhere as close to your body as you can get:including with an unobserved test, under the testicles or your armpit.. As a woman, between or under the breasts.If you're to be watched, I propose a container that can be carried vaginally. I will not tell you the best way to do that, there's a ton of answers out there, and frankly, it's fairly straightforward.If the test is going to be observed, there's very few options for men. With women, it's tricky, if it's a one time thing you'll probably be okay but if you're going to be observed regularly as a woman there are very slim odds that you won't eventually somehow get caught. I don't want to go into detail but the container could slip into the toilet bowl, if you aim poorly the urine will end up on your hands and the toilet not the collection cup, on and on…Here are the things that do NOT WORK:Drinking a lot of water might help some, but these tests are quite sensitive and its pass/fail.You're not going to be able to drink enough water to take all traces out if you are indeed dirty. In addition, as I've seen mentioned, if your urine is too clear it makes the lab suspicious that you have been trying to do exactly what you've done, and therefore they will usually call you back in for a retest. Some places retes w/ a mouth swab or blood/hair strand. You Do Not Want To be on the radar of their suspect list of cheaters!Diluting the urine is an absolute No-No!!! It is easily detectable and has been out of date for more than 20 years,the lab can absolutely tell when water has been added to urine as it changes many things including the ph and chemical make-up. Toilet water not only lowers the temperature, many places use a “bluing agent”to make this impossible. And last of all, do not put bleach on your hands or any other chemicals to negate the test.The drugs are also still detectable and it's a sure sign you are hiding something. Some places will retest you, others may resort to something a little more foolproof, such as a saliva test (which is by the way, the least accurate and easiest drug test to beat), or the feared (for good reason!) Hair strand test. Some consider a wateted or tainted sample the same as a positive screen period. No second chance!If you WANT your test to be positive for a substance ( you who need this know Why) they are looking for the drug prescribed AND metabolites which prove it was ingested as opposed to added to clean urine. So if you obtain someone else's urine, they must have taken the drug! You can't just add it from the bottle, Every lab now tests for metabolites!POSTSCRIPT:I don't want to encourage anyone to use drugs in genera,l there is no such thing as safe recreatational use of the most serious street drugs, not to mention the dangers of powerful prescribed drugs.They are dangerous,highly addictive and potentially deadly. No matter what, It will not enhance your life!! The only sure-fire way to “beat”a test is to either abstain from the use of the drug for the period required to get it out of your system, and this varies greatly, depending on the drug, & the individual. The other is to use clean urine obtained through some other source. If all of these other things were so effective, don't you think most people would have no problem passing drug screens?I wish you good luck not in passing the test so much but with the rest of your life.I am going to try to give no more advice about passing drug tests. In fact, I left out the most sophisticated methods. I send this out for the few people who might possibly have relapsed and are on the road to recovery but perhaps have a pre-employment screen coming up and I think they deserve a chance to get their life in order despite the slip up. Or, people who are not currently using but have a substance remaining in their system for a period of time and need to pass a drug test NOW. if you are currently clean, and for instance, trying to regain custody of your children but are afraid there might be marijuana in your system from a month ago this is the kind of advice you might need. I do not want this to be taken as complicity and helping people who just want to keep using drugs recreationally without any consequences. Good luck, in fact best of luck to those of you who are truly trying a different path and I wish you all the success in the world. Don't give up!!